Horoscope? What’s that, Kimmy, a telescope that can only see YOUR FACE?!– Stephanie Tanner (Full House)
Name some famous people from your state//area?
thestarsareout: thomasmatthiewdelonge: jeremystolethecupcakes: theaaronis: rachhelle: mariahtolonen: tierneylove09: somelightsaredark: racheyrachel: abbelovesyou: racheyrachel: cccourtney: ohcourtneyscool: sweettalk: saythistwice: Louisiana. We haveee, Lil Wayne. Britney Spears…Ellen Degeneres……and RICHARD SIMMONS >:) Your turn :D most of gym class heroes (or...
clearly Richard does not watch Friends.
Stranger: Hello there, fellow stranger! How are you? I'm Richard :).
You: RICHARD?! OMG THIS IS MONICA
Stranger: Hello Monica.
You: i'm still in love with you but chandler can't find out! he'd be crushed!!
Stranger: Don't worry about Chandler.
You: i like him as a friend.. but his mustache is nothing compared to yours
Stranger: I can handle him. If the worst case scenario happens, I can have Samantha talk to him.
Stranger: I know, dear.
Stranger: My mustache is splendid.
You: i don't know a samantha.. i mean joey or ross could talk to him but samantha would be no good at all
Stranger: You're not Monica Arman?
You: i'm monica gellar asshole. THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
Stranger: I don't know you, sorry. I'm Richard Hughes.
You: no i'm sure i know you.
Stranger: Did we just have cybersex?
You: we loved each other but then you didn't want to have kids so we broke up. but then you were willing to compromise but by that time i was already with chandler..
Stranger: No, we certainly don't know each other :).
You: but i swear i'll leave him if i can have your babies and we can get married and live happily ever after
Stranger: What about we start anew?
You: anything for you baby
Stranger: Alright ...
Stranger: I'm 18, Richard from England.
Stranger: Nice to make your acquiantance.
You: WTF WHY DON'T YOU WATCH FRIENDS YOU JERK
You have disconnected.
dislike. not hate.
discordinthegarden: well i try not to hate anything but i do have somethings that get on my nerves. heres a few… ONE: when people are conceaded, like they have inflated egos. basicaly when people think rediculiously high of themselves. TWO: when people think their opinion is fact. for example, i have this friend who thinks the music i like sucks. (i like alt rock. they like classic rock.) however,...
bradley cooper = pure gorgeousness.
i'm watching clueless to make me feel happy.
also i made a twitter and i have no idea what i’m doing
my brother left for college this morning.
we awkwardly hugged at the last minute before he got into the car. then i waited until he left to cry.
here's the interview with andrew and bobby. →
thestarsareout: fuckyeahandrewmcmahon: saltwaters: phoebejeebies: saltwaters: see how well they know each other. everything in this is hilarious. I LOVE ANDREW’S LAUGH SFM OMG :’D THE AP PODCAST IS THE BEST. LMAO HE SOUNDS LIKE A PIGEON. i love the ap podcast so much omg and the loveline interview andrew and dr. j did. HAHAHAH HIS LAUGH
globesandmaps: livetoinfinity: patricc: Miss...
rossandrachel: ciarrai84: Chandler: Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women? Rachel: Flirted? No. Slept with? Yes. ahh i just watched this episode yesterday (: